Maybe Baby, It’s You Auditions | The Chilliwack Players Guild

Date:	November 23, 2025 - November 24, 2025
Time:	6:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Location:	The Guildhall 45530 Spadina Avenue, Chilliwack BC
Price:	Adults: Students and Seniors:
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Directed by Stephen Wilhite
Produced by Jacqueline Higginbottom

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Maybe Baby, It’s you is presented by special arrangements with Dramatic Publishing

Maybe Baby, It’s You is a comedy about the search for
that most elusive of entities, the soul mate, and told in a series
of 11 vignettes that cover ground from the first kiss to the not-
so-golden years of marriage. We take a raucous ride through
relationships with two searchers with a laundry list of must-
have qualities for a mate that swiftly dwindles down to “warm
and breathing” as the only prerequisite; a mild-mannered
Midwesterner whose blind date turns out to be the Greek
goddess Medea; a film noir couple who realize that their razor-
sharp banter is hiding their fear and vulnerability; a gorgeous,
charming brain surgeon who is always “Mr. Wrong”; due to his
penchant for spastic, arrhythmic club dancing; a couple
celebrating their wedding anniversary who realize that
marriage may not have ended their search for a soul mate; an
elderly divorced couple who entertain the fantasy of a
reconciliation at their grandson’s soccer game; and other
would-be and shouldn’t-be couples trying to find each other.
The play is funny, heartwarming, and real.

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Check out the Character List tab for the available parts and fill out the Audition Form (in the tab above). We will get back to you shortly to schedule your audition time

Audition dates and times: 6:30pm-9:30pm | Sunday, November 23 and Monday November 24, 2025
Place: The Guildhall, 45530 Spadina Avenue, Chilliwack
Casting: The play can be cast with as few as two people and
as many as fourteen. The Director is not setting an exact number of
actors, instead looking for the right group of people to bring the play to life. If you are cast in this play, it is possible that you will be playing multiple roles.

Auditions: Auditions will be scheduled in 60 minute
blocks where actors will work in groups and with the Director.
Actors do not need to prepare anything beforehand.
Actors will be expected to play drama games with the group and then
rehearse sides from the play.
Callbacks: Callbacks will also be done in 60-minute blocks.

The play can be cast with as few as two people and as many as fourteen. The Director is not setting an exact number of
actors, instead looking for the right group of people to bring the play to life. If you are cast in this play, it is possible that you will be playing multiple roles.

Characters: (in order of appearance) Suggested ages.

– Man: 20s-40s
– Woman: 20s-40s
– Ron: Brain surgeon. He is charming and attractive. 20s-40s
– Cindy: Woman at a wedding. 20s-40s
– Mrs. Burke: Teacher. Off-stage voice. 30s-60s
– Audrey: A seventh-grade girl with giant glasses. 20s-30s
– Ralphie: An obnoxious seventh-grade boy 20s-30s
– Vinny: A sixteen-year-old boy. 20s-30s
– Davey: A bully. 20s-30s
– Tommy: A student. 20s-30s
– Lincoln: A boy with giant glasses. 20s-30s
– Elaine: A woman desperate to find the man of her dreams.
20s-40s
– Diego: An attractive man and aficionado of Latin music. An
accent will be used but it doesn’t have to be good. Exposed
chest hair is encouraged. 20s-40s
– Paul: A nervous and awkward man. 20s-40s
– Media: A powerful goddess. 20s-30s
– D.J.: A DJ at a wedding. Off-stage voice. 20s-30s
– Ellen: Woman at a wedding. 20s-40s
– Bride: A bride on her wedding day. 20s-50s
– Groom: A groom on his wedding day. 20s-50s
– Joe: A man from a film noir movie. 20s-50s.
– Lizzette: A woman from a film noir movie. 20s-50s
– Micheal: A well-dressed man. 20s-40s
– Anne: A well-dressed woman. She also sings. 20s-40s.
– Frank: A divorced man at his grandson’s soccer game. 50s-
60s
– Marie: A divorced woman at her grandson’s soccer game.
50s-60s.
– Harriet: A woman at a wedding. 20s-40s

Director – Stephen Wilhite
Producer – Jacqueline Higginbottom
Stage Manager –
Foley Artist –
Costumes –
Costume Assistant –
Hair –
Sound Designer / Operator –
Lighting Operator –
Technical –
Photographer –
Graphics – Graham Archer
Lobby Display –
Programs –

Date: April 22nd to May 3rd, 2026
Location: Rotary Theatre, Chilliwack Cultural Centre
Rehearsal dates: TBA